TV Recap! Nancy Pelosi’s Impeachment Inquirement
What will the audience think of this shocking justice? Continue reading TV Recap! Nancy Pelosi’s Impeachment Inquirement
Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
It’s for everyone who loves the taste of a good nothing. Continue reading Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
Happy Sad 4th of July!
We’re the worst best! Continue reading Happy Sad 4th of July!
The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)
If you like books, you’ll be horrified by this. Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)
Pushing Back Against the Notion That Trump Is Actually President
Really, both sides are to blame. Continue reading Pushing Back Against the Notion That Trump Is Actually President
TV Recap! Antiques Roadshow
Finally, a real review! Continue reading TV Recap! Antiques Roadshow
Here, Read My Funny Column About the Degradation of the Earth
I’m dying here! LOL! Continue reading Here, Read My Funny Column About the Degradation of the Earth
Predictions for the NBA Finals That Are Unrelated to the NBA Finals
It’s a thrilling matchup, but I really like donuts. Continue reading Predictions for the NBA Finals That Are Unrelated to the NBA Finals
There’s a Perfectly Rational Explanation for this Partisan Witch Hunt
Just don’t say his name out loud. Continue reading There’s a Perfectly Rational Explanation for this Partisan Witch Hunt
Deplorable EULA
You’ve been legally warned. Continue reading Deplorable EULA
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