I give up today. Why even try?

Instead, here’s a flailing attempt at social media virality.

It’s so sophisticated it actually undermines our culture’s obsession with packets of digestible non-thought.

I mean that ironically. I mean, how can I win a battle if no one thinks there’s a war? Might as well fight from inside of the Leviatech.

So please share it with your friends who will share it with their friends, ultimately reaching Tina Fey.

Then we can all try again tomorrow.