7 Listicles with Indeterminate Futures

23 Noses That Will Get You Fired

10 Composers That Were Actually Real

8 Times You Wish You Had a Unicorn Horn (*promising)

142 Countries

4 Racial/Ethnic Categories You Remember From Civics

6 Of One, Half etc.

11 Kinds of Subway Seats (*very promising)

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A note on “Struggles with Listicles:” Since listicles are destroying civilization, I’ve decided to contribute to its development as an art form. Like Homer’s epic poetry, this literary genre will define the impressions of our age for even dumber people three thousand years from now. Others in this series can be found here. Enjoy! But not too much, or I’ll feel guilty.