Following my unsuccessful attempt to be relevant in a world of picture-thought grams, I vowed only to do it over and over again until I was famous and therefore it was no longer necessary.

Here is your virulent meme:

It’s existential. The message, I mean. And the chair. Try not to think about it too much, or it defeats the purpose. Which is unknowable. Because it is incomplete. The message is the meh. I guess.

Please share with your friends so that it eventually reaches Senator Al Franken. He is very funny but also has a lot influence now.