TV Recap! Nancy Pelosi’s Impeachment Inquirement
What will the audience think of this shocking justice? Continue reading TV Recap! Nancy Pelosi’s Impeachment Inquirement
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With Me, Middle Management Is Poised for a Shakeup
They are going to be very, very surprised. Continue reading With Me, Middle Management Is Poised for a Shakeup
Important Objections to Taking Down Confederate Monuments
What about these unrelated things? Continue reading Important Objections to Taking Down Confederate Monuments
Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
First thing I’m going to buy: vegetables! Continue reading Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
This HBO Alternative-Reality Show Has Really Gotten Out of Hand
Though the actors seem committed. Continue reading This HBO Alternative-Reality Show Has Really Gotten Out of Hand
Anxiety: You’re Doing It Wrong
Don’t worry, I noticed. Continue reading Anxiety: You’re Doing It Wrong
Philadelphia Is Proud of Its Historic Insecurity
And will let you know about it, too. Continue reading Philadelphia Is Proud of Its Historic Insecurity
Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
It’s for everyone who loves the taste of a good nothing. Continue reading Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
Happy Sad 4th of July!
We’re the worst best! Continue reading Happy Sad 4th of July!
The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)
If you like books, you’ll be horrified by this. Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)
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