As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus
Trump’s recent executive order on immigration might be good, bad, or somewhere in-between: really good at being bad. Continue reading As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus
Category: Food
A Guide to Preparing Turkey Giblerickeldips
This fake cooking article is fake. Continue reading A Guide to Preparing Turkey Giblerickeldips
The Food Sedan Has Arrived
But it’s somewhere else. Continue reading The Food Sedan Has Arrived
Introducing Your New Nutrition Label
It’s more nutritious. Continue reading Introducing Your New Nutrition Label
This Map Will Change How You Think About Mustard
A Very Curmudgeonly Thanksgiving to All
I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.
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There Is No Way You Can Survive the State Fair
If you’re going, be prepared to stay. Continue reading There Is No Way You Can Survive the State Fair
The Pumpkining
A tasty mix of spice and devilry. Continue reading The Pumpkining
Turns Out I’ve Been Eating a Lot of Xanthan Gum
I’m sure it’s safe. Continue reading Turns Out I’ve Been Eating a Lot of Xanthan Gum
