Will You Be My Fifth-Century Saint?
Happy St. Valentinus’s Feast Day & Observance! Continue reading Will You Be My Fifth-Century Saint?
Category: Life
This Year, I’ve Resolved to Do Very Little
So far, so good! Continue reading This Year, I’ve Resolved to Do Very Little
Jesus Is Really Old Today
Should I have gotten him something? Continue reading Jesus Is Really Old Today
Are You Talking to Me or the Dog?
Because I’m getting confused. Continue reading Are You Talking to Me or the Dog?
A Very Curmudgeonly Thanksgiving to All
Life Rule No. 9: Do What You Love to Bitch About
Rules 1 through 8 were too hard to think of. Continue reading Life Rule No. 9: Do What You Love to Bitch About
I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.
I’m desperate for you to read my shocking clickbait! Continue reading I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.
Kids, This Is Your New Bedtime Routine
Here’s the plan. Continue reading Kids, This Is Your New Bedtime Routine
Photo Essay: Some of My Buttons
Clasps would have been cool, too, though. Continue reading Photo Essay: Some of My Buttons
Sometimes I Just Want to Be a Field Mouse
It’s been a long week. Continue reading Sometimes I Just Want to Be a Field Mouse
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