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Politics

If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

April 28, 2017April 29, 2017 benwdalton

Sorry, junior. Continue reading If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

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NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

March 24, 2017May 6, 2017 benwdalton

“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

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Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

March 18, 2017May 6, 2017 benwdalton

It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

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Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)

February 20, 2017 benwdalton

The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)

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Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)

February 19, 2017February 20, 2017 benwdalton

The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)

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The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization

February 16, 2017May 19, 2017 benwdalton

Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization

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Six Reasons I Cannot Support Nor Physically Lift Trump’s Supreme Court Pick

February 1, 2017February 1, 2017 benwdalton

#7: I got very tired typing the first six. Continue reading Six Reasons I Cannot Support Nor Physically Lift Trump’s Supreme Court Pick

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As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus

January 30, 2017January 30, 2017 benwdalton

Trump’s recent executive order on immigration might be good, bad, or somewhere in-between: really good at being bad. Continue reading As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus

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Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President

January 20, 2017January 30, 2017 benwdalton

He oversees all of the Whole Foods in Maryland, Pennsylvania, DC, Virginia, parts of New Jersey, and Kentucky and Ohio… Continue reading Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President

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How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Perpetual Socio-Political Anxiety

January 15, 2017January 30, 2017 benwdalton

My secret: sanctimony! Continue reading How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Perpetual Socio-Political Anxiety

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