“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization
#7: I got very tired typing the first six. Continue reading Six Reasons I Cannot Support Nor Physically Lift Trump’s Supreme Court Pick
Trump’s recent executive order on immigration might be good, bad, or somewhere in-between: really good at being bad. Continue reading As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus
He oversees all of the Whole Foods in Maryland, Pennsylvania, DC, Virginia, parts of New Jersey, and Kentucky and Ohio… Continue reading Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President
My secret: sanctimony! Continue reading How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Perpetual Socio-Political Anxiety
There are two ways to describe 2016. Both are horrifying. Continue reading 2016: The Year That Was 2016
