
Category: Politics


NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)

Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)

The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization
Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization

Six Reasons I Cannot Support Nor Physically Lift Trump’s Supreme Court Pick
#7: I got very tired typing the first six. Continue reading Six Reasons I Cannot Support Nor Physically Lift Trump’s Supreme Court Pick

As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus
Trump’s recent executive order on immigration might be good, bad, or somewhere in-between: really good at being bad. Continue reading As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus

Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President
He oversees all of the Whole Foods in Maryland, Pennsylvania, DC, Virginia, parts of New Jersey, and Kentucky and Ohio… Continue reading Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President

How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Perpetual Socio-Political Anxiety
My secret: sanctimony! Continue reading How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Perpetual Socio-Political Anxiety