Decorating Tips for Your Bubble
Don’t overthink it. Continue reading Decorating Tips for Your Bubble
Cast Notes From My Office
The cast is thrilled to be here on a Saturday. Continue reading Cast Notes From My Office
If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things
The Masters…On CBS…Will Mess You Up
I feel strangely calm and ashamed… Continue reading The Masters…On CBS…Will Mess You Up
It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care
An internal Dalton’s Magazine investigation. and/or an email we’d all like to write to the boss. Continue reading It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care
NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery
I’m back and worse than ever. Continue reading TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery
Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously
You’ll never even know where you are here. Continue reading Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously
Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
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