It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care
An internal Dalton’s Magazine investigation. and/or an email we’d all like to write to the boss. Continue reading It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care
NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery
I’m back and worse than ever. Continue reading TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery
Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously
You’ll never even know where you are here. Continue reading Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously
Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization
Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization
Warby Parker’s Business Model Is Transforming Retail & Not Paying This Website
Please let them know about this. Continue reading Warby Parker’s Business Model Is Transforming Retail & Not Paying This Website
The Genius of Me Writing About the Genius of Lady Gaga
Music! Dance! Explosions! Commentary! Continue reading The Genius of Me Writing About the Genius of Lady Gaga
