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With Me, Middle Management Is Poised for a Shakeup

PoliticsLeave a comment

Important Objections to Taking Down Confederate Monuments

LifeLeave a comment

Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together

Politics3 Comments

This HBO Alternative-Reality Show Has Really Gotten Out of Hand

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Anxiety: You’re Doing It Wrong

Culture, Travel3 Comments

Philadelphia Is Proud of Its Historic Insecurity

Politics

Decorating Tips for Your Bubble

May 17, 2017May 17, 2017 benwdalton

Don’t overthink it. Continue reading Decorating Tips for Your Bubble

Life
Office worker outlines

Cast Notes From My Office

May 6, 2017May 17, 2017 benwdalton

The cast is thrilled to be here on a Saturday. Continue reading Cast Notes From My Office

Politics

If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

April 28, 2017April 29, 2017 benwdalton

Sorry, junior. Continue reading If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

Sports

The Masters…On CBS…Will Mess You Up

April 8, 2017April 8, 2017 benwdalton

I feel strangely calm and ashamed… Continue reading The Masters…On CBS…Will Mess You Up

Life
Toilet.

It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care

April 4, 2017April 4, 2017 benwdalton

An internal Dalton’s Magazine investigation. and/or an email we’d all like to write to the boss. Continue reading It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care

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NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

March 24, 2017May 6, 2017 benwdalton

“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

Politics

Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

March 18, 2017May 6, 2017 benwdalton

It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

TV Recap!1 Comment

TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery

March 5, 2017 benwdalton

I’m back and worse than ever. Continue reading TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery

Travel

Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously

February 25, 2017February 25, 2017 benwdalton

You’ll never even know where you are here. Continue reading Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously

Politics1 Comment

Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)

February 20, 2017 benwdalton

The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)

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