

Decorating Tips for Your Bubble
Don’t overthink it. Continue reading Decorating Tips for Your Bubble

Cast Notes From My Office
The cast is thrilled to be here on a Saturday. Continue reading Cast Notes From My Office

If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

The Masters…On CBS…Will Mess You Up
I feel strangely calm and ashamed… Continue reading The Masters…On CBS…Will Mess You Up

It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care
An internal Dalton’s Magazine investigation. and/or an email we’d all like to write to the boss. Continue reading It’s Not My Best Effort, But At Least I Don’t Care

NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery
I’m back and worse than ever. Continue reading TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery

Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously
You’ll never even know where you are here. Continue reading Raleigh-Durham Is A Wonderful Place To Be Simultaneously

Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)