The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization
#7: I got very tired typing the first six. Continue reading Six Reasons I Cannot Support Nor Physically Lift Trump’s Supreme Court Pick
Trump’s recent executive order on immigration might be good, bad, or somewhere in-between: really good at being bad. Continue reading As Heartless As It Seems, We Must Ban Hummus
There are two ways to describe 2016. Both are horrifying. Continue reading 2016: The Year That Was 2016
It was leaked by the Russians. Continue reading The Preliminary Prime-Time Lineup on TRUMP TV
Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
Key lesson: Use checkmarks when checking facts. Continue reading TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
