Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
First thing I’m going to buy: vegetables! Continue reading Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
Tag: Parody
Cast Notes From My Office
The cast is thrilled to be here on a Saturday. Continue reading Cast Notes From My Office
The Genius of Me Writing About the Genius of Lady Gaga
Music! Dance! Explosions! Commentary! Continue reading The Genius of Me Writing About the Genius of Lady Gaga
The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 4)
Finnegan Farms is back! Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 4)
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of DEMOCRACY?!?!?!? Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
Key lesson: Use checkmarks when checking facts. Continue reading TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
Scouting the Top 15 Prospects in the NBA Draft, Badly
Some of these guys are going to be really, really good. I wish I knew which ones. Continue reading Scouting the Top 15 Prospects in the NBA Draft, Badly
My Short Portfolio of Failed Technology Articles
My imagined career as a think-piece tech writer. Continue reading My Short Portfolio of Failed Technology Articles
Life Rule No. 9: Do What You Love to Bitch About
Rules 1 through 8 were too hard to think of. Continue reading Life Rule No. 9: Do What You Love to Bitch About
Comprehensive Immigration Form
My latest glossy policy pamphlet. Continue reading Comprehensive Immigration Form
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