
Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
First thing I’m going to buy: vegetables! Continue reading Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
First thing I’m going to buy: vegetables! Continue reading Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together
The cast is thrilled to be here on a Saturday. Continue reading Cast Notes From My Office
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Finnegan Farms is back! Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 4)
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Some of these guys are going to be really, really good. I wish I knew which ones. Continue reading Scouting the Top 15 Prospects in the NBA Draft, Badly
My imagined career as a think-piece tech writer. Continue reading My Short Portfolio of Failed Technology Articles
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My latest glossy policy pamphlet. Continue reading Comprehensive Immigration Form