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Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together

August 23, 2017August 23, 2017 benwdalton

First thing I’m going to buy: vegetables! Continue reading Once I Win the Lottery, I Am Going to Get My Shit Together

Life
Office worker outlines

Cast Notes From My Office

May 6, 2017May 17, 2017 benwdalton

The cast is thrilled to be here on a Saturday. Continue reading Cast Notes From My Office

Culture

The Genius of Me Writing About the Genius of Lady Gaga

February 8, 2017February 8, 2017 benwdalton

Music! Dance! Explosions! Commentary! Continue reading The Genius of Me Writing About the Genius of Lady Gaga

Culture, Finnegan Farms1 Comment
Retirement Community

The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 4)

February 4, 2017February 4, 2017 benwdalton

Finnegan Farms is back! Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 4)

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The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition

October 28, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of DEMOCRACY?!?!?!? Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition

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TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate

September 27, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Key lesson: Use checkmarks when checking facts. Continue reading TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate

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Basketball

Scouting the Top 15 Prospects in the NBA Draft, Badly

June 23, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Some of these guys are going to be really, really good. I wish I knew which ones. Continue reading Scouting the Top 15 Prospects in the NBA Draft, Badly

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Clutter

My Short Portfolio of Failed Technology Articles

June 14, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

My imagined career as a think-piece tech writer. Continue reading My Short Portfolio of Failed Technology Articles

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Life Rule No. 9: Do What You Love to Bitch About

November 13, 2015February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Rules 1 through 8 were too hard to think of. Continue reading Life Rule No. 9: Do What You Love to Bitch About

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Walking shoes

Comprehensive Immigration Form

November 11, 2015February 1, 2017 benwdalton

My latest glossy policy pamphlet. Continue reading Comprehensive Immigration Form

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