
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of DEMOCRACY?!?!?!? Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of DEMOCRACY?!?!?!? Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
It was leaked by the Russians. Continue reading The Preliminary Prime-Time Lineup on TRUMP TV
Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
Key lesson: Use checkmarks when checking facts. Continue reading TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
They’re entirely neutral. Continue reading 101 Ways to Describe Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign
a.k.a. The Great Goat Rodeo. (Sigh: I predicted this.) Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
Not really, but I could have if I felt like it. Continue reading I Wrote Obama’s Speech Using a Random-Cliché Algorithm
Prediction: You lose. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
I’ve walked too far to keep going any more. Continue reading I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out