The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
If pro is the opposite of con, is Congress the opposite of DEMOCRACY?!?!?!? Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Congressional Edition
Tag: Politics
The Preliminary Prime-Time Lineup on TRUMP TV
It was leaked by the Russians. Continue reading The Preliminary Prime-Time Lineup on TRUMP TV
Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
Key lesson: Use checkmarks when checking facts. Continue reading TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
101 Ways to Describe Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign
They’re entirely neutral. Continue reading 101 Ways to Describe Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
a.k.a. The Great Goat Rodeo. (Sigh: I predicted this.) Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
I Wrote Obama’s Speech Using a Random-Cliché Algorithm
Not really, but I could have if I felt like it. Continue reading I Wrote Obama’s Speech Using a Random-Cliché Algorithm
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
Prediction: You lose. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out
I’ve walked too far to keep going any more. Continue reading I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out
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