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Politics

If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

April 28, 2017April 29, 2017 benwdalton

Sorry, junior. Continue reading If You Like Trump, Then We Can’t Be These Things

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TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery

March 5, 2017 benwdalton

I’m back and worse than ever. Continue reading TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery

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The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization

February 16, 2017May 19, 2017 benwdalton

Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization

Politics

Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President

January 20, 2017January 30, 2017 benwdalton

He oversees all of the Whole Foods in Maryland, Pennsylvania, DC, Virginia, parts of New Jersey, and Kentucky and Ohio… Continue reading Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President

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The Single Historical Analogy That Explains Donald Trump

November 17, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Brace yourself. Continue reading The Single Historical Analogy That Explains Donald Trump

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The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition

November 9, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

My most sober humor column yet! Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition

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Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing

October 13, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing

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The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Vice-Presidential Edition

July 1, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

This year, it’s worth a bucket of well-heated spit. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Vice-Presidential Edition

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A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump

February 21, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump

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