
Tag: President


TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery
I’m back and worse than ever. Continue reading TV Recap! Trump Trumpy Trumpety Trumpery

The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization
Maybe. I don’t know. What about you? Continue reading The Real Story Here Is the Collapse of Human Civilization

Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President
He oversees all of the Whole Foods in Maryland, Pennsylvania, DC, Virginia, parts of New Jersey, and Kentucky and Ohio… Continue reading Trump Isn’t MY President – Whole Foods Regional President Scott Allshouse Is My President
The Single Historical Analogy That Explains Donald Trump

The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition
My most sober humor column yet! Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition

Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing

The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Vice-Presidential Edition
This year, it’s worth a bucket of well-heated spit. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Vice-Presidential Edition

A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump