The only changes are replacing “kids” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (II)
The only changes are replacing “kid” and “children” with “Trump” and “Presidents.” Continue reading Advice for Dealing with Donald Trump, Literally Taken from Parenting Books (I)
Key lesson: Use checkmarks when checking facts. Continue reading TV Recap! The First Presidential Debate
They’re entirely neutral. Continue reading 101 Ways to Describe Donald Trump’s Presidential Campaign
a.k.a. The Great Goat Rodeo. (Sigh: I predicted this.) Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
Not really, but I could have if I felt like it. Continue reading I Wrote Obama’s Speech Using a Random-Cliché Algorithm
Prediction: You lose. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
I’ve walked too far to keep going any more. Continue reading I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity–and the robots. Continue reading Halting Global Wettening
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