
Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
It’s for everyone who loves the taste of a good nothing. Continue reading Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
It’s for everyone who loves the taste of a good nothing. Continue reading Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
Don’t overthink it. Continue reading Decorating Tips for Your Bubble
“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
My most sober humor column yet! Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition
Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
a.k.a. The Great Goat Rodeo. (Sigh: I predicted this.) Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
Prediction: You lose. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House