Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
It’s for everyone who loves the taste of a good nothing. Continue reading Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze
Tag: Republicans
Decorating Tips for Your Bubble
Don’t overthink it. Continue reading Decorating Tips for Your Bubble
NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors
Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition
My most sober humor column yet! Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition
Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
a.k.a. The Great Goat Rodeo. (Sigh: I predicted this.) Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition
The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
Prediction: You lose. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition
A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
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