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Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze

July 15, 2017July 15, 2017 benwdalton

It’s for everyone who loves the taste of a good nothing. Continue reading Nothingburger: The Nation’s Latest Food Craze

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Decorating Tips for Your Bubble

May 17, 2017May 17, 2017 benwdalton

Don’t overthink it. Continue reading Decorating Tips for Your Bubble

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NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

March 24, 2017May 6, 2017 benwdalton

“It all started so innocently,” the Speaker said, “until someone threw a bong at my head.” Continue reading NEWSFLASH: Paul Ryan Promises To Stop Bothering Neighbors, Take It Indoors

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Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

March 18, 2017May 6, 2017 benwdalton

It’s the best of no worlds. Continue reading Introducing Vaporcare: The Health Care Plan That Gives You No Health Care

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The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition

November 9, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

My most sober humor column yet! Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Whoopsie Edition

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Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing

October 13, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Do I even have to write this? Continue reading Injecting Common Sense Into the Debate About P#ssy Grabbing

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The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition

August 4, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

a.k.a. The Great Goat Rodeo. (Sigh: I predicted this.) Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Dumpster Fire Edition

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The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition

May 12, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Prediction: You lose. Continue reading The Ben W. Dalton 2016 Political Forecast! Presidential Edition

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A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump

February 21, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump

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If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House

January 20, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House

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