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The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)

June 21, 2017June 27, 2017 benwdalton

If you like books, you’ll be horrified by this. Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)

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Pushing Back Against the Notion That Trump Is Actually President

June 17, 2017June 16, 2017 benwdalton

Really, both sides are to blame. Continue reading Pushing Back Against the Notion That Trump Is Actually President

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I’m Trying to Be Nicer to Racists

December 16, 2016January 30, 2017 benwdalton

After all, they’re people, too. Terrible, terrible people. Continue reading I’m Trying to Be Nicer to Racists

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This Map Will Change How You Think About Mustard

April 1, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

Ugh, ketchup. Continue reading This Map Will Change How You Think About Mustard

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Penny

A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump

February 21, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump

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If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House

January 20, 2016February 1, 2017 benwdalton

You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House

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Walking shoes

I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out

December 4, 2015February 1, 2017 benwdalton

I’ve walked too far to keep going any more. Continue reading I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out

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Walking shoes

Halting Global Wettening

November 19, 2015February 1, 2017 benwdalton

It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity–and the robots. Continue reading Halting Global Wettening

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Walking shoes

Comprehensive Immigration Form

November 11, 2015February 1, 2017 benwdalton

My latest glossy policy pamphlet. Continue reading Comprehensive Immigration Form

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I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.

November 10, 2015February 1, 2017 benwdalton

I’m desperate for you to read my shocking clickbait! Continue reading I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.

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