The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)
If you like books, you’ll be horrified by this. Continue reading The Finnegan Farms Review of Books (No. 5)
Tag: Satire
Pushing Back Against the Notion That Trump Is Actually President
Really, both sides are to blame. Continue reading Pushing Back Against the Notion That Trump Is Actually President
I’m Trying to Be Nicer to Racists
After all, they’re people, too. Terrible, terrible people. Continue reading I’m Trying to Be Nicer to Racists
This Map Will Change How You Think About Mustard
A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
“While Trump’s rhetoric is often [false/something I wish I could get away with], he has nevertheless tapped into a deep reservoir of righteous [anger/stupidity].” Continue reading A Republican Establishment Template for Endorsing Donald Trump
If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
You think I’m joking, don’t you? Continue reading If Donald Trump Wins, I Am Moving to Another House
I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out
I’ve walked too far to keep going any more. Continue reading I Reluctantly Yield to Being Forced Out
Halting Global Wettening
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity–and the robots. Continue reading Halting Global Wettening
Comprehensive Immigration Form
My latest glossy policy pamphlet. Continue reading Comprehensive Immigration Form
I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.
I’m desperate for you to read my shocking clickbait! Continue reading I Went to the Bathroom. You Won’t Believe What Happened Next.
